Numero Uno

Every year since I was a teeny tiny ball of awesome, my parents and I have gone to the county fair. If you have never gone, I don’t know what life is like for you, and you should go…but with someone who knows what’s up. You think you already know what’s up, huh? Oh yeah, well then where is the 15 foot alligator? Do you know where you are able to go beer tasting and the “bartender” actually give you fresh hops? Or how about where you can win a steak? And a pretty darn good steak at that!

Ok, so I’ve gone so much, I know the ins and out better than probably anybody you have ever met. It’s a gift. But, on of my absolute favorite things about the fair is the ridiculous food. This goes way beyond turkey legs and cotton candy. This is straight up either deep-fried or on a stick cuisine! And being that I have a date with my parents this weekend to go to the fair, I have looked up the menu and, yes, I am excited.

CHEESECAKE ON A STICK (yes please)

CHEESE ON A STICK (don’t they do this for samples?)

CREAM PUFFS ON A STICK (Wild horses couldn’t keep me away)

EGGROLL ON A STICK (I’ve done it)

CHICKEN ON A STICK (my nickname in grade school)

GINGERBREAD MAN ON A STICK (I will catch you!)

HOT LINKS ON A STICK (meh)

HOTDOG ON A STICK (been there, done that)

KEY LIME PIE BAR ON A STICK(has someone been reading my diary?)

MEATBALL ON A STICK (meh)

PORK & CHICKEN ON A STICK (together, the way God intended)

PORK CHOP ON A STICK (Apple sauce too? That would be awesome)

SHRIMP ON A STICK (the way mermaids eat)

TERIYAKI BEEF ON A STICK (this is a skewer…poser)

TERIYAKI CHICKEN ON A STICK (this is a skewer…poser chicken bastard)

DEEP FRIED AVOCADO BITES (Hot guacamole?)

DEEP FRIED CHEESECAKE (put it on a stick!)

DEEP FRIED COCA COLA (um, is this possible?)

DEEP FRIED COOKIE DOUGH (biggest loser, here I come!)

DEEP FRIED ELVIS (ummmmm, wha????)

DEEP FRIED GREEN OLIVES STUFFED W/GARLIC (hey, wanna make out?)

DEEP FRIED MUSHROOMS (been there, yum that)

DEEP FRIED OREOS (can I dunk it in fried milk?)

DEEP FRIED PICKLES/ OLIVES COMBO ((must be breaded)

DEEP FRIED SNICKERS (had it…gooey comes to mind)

DEEP FRIED TWINKIE (always wanted it, never had it)

DEEP FRIED WAFFLES (OMG, I can eat this with chicken on a stick and have my own Rosco’s adventure!)

DEEP FRIED ZUCCHINI (doesn’t Carl’s Jr. have these?)